Outside a bar late in the evening, a lady that clearly had more than her drinking limit and her friend’s limit combined. The lady fell over and ended up taking my friend’s jacket to stay warm. I guess the jacket warmed her up a bit too quickly because the lady spewed her stomach’s content onto the jacket.
Into the night it was getting late and it was clear the lady was going to take hours to regain control of herself, so my friend left and I took care making sure the jacket got home.
The next morning I woke up to a smelly jacket hanging in my hallway (as shown in this photo.) I walked home with the jacket, so I was able to spare any taxi driver having to smell the fiasco on the jacket.
Contents of the vomit: Unknown. Probably has some avocado.
Hmmmm, stains on formal wear… were you partying with Bill Clinton. This photo should be called ‘The Lewinsky’. Although, it is a slightly gonorrheal coloured discharge.